Monday, January 28, 2008

My Name is Not Brandon ... It's Isgr!

Consider this a warning.. Perhaps you see a picture of someone on an Online Personal Ad and you're dazzled. I dare you to take a closer look. This is what I see..
  • a flash of semi-discolored white teeth
  • wrinkled and aged skin from too much sun
  • pock marks and acne scars
  • frizzy, curly hair
  • a "past prime" candidate trying hard to look younger
  • sagging skin
  • a few pounds past 180
I see.. Wait a minute.. I see a picture of someone I once knew pawning themselves off on Yahoo Personals. Stop. Wait. Think. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Most all of the information that person input is a lie.

The Lies
You may see the title as "Looking for Normal with an Edge" -- beware. Let's bust some balls and spread the truth for a moment. These are all lies:
  1. My name is Brandon
  2. Age 31
  3. Marital Status Divorced
  4. College Grad
The Truth
  1. Name: I. C. Ramos
  2. Age: 43
  3. Status: Separated from his wife B. Ramos
  4. Education: HS diploma
  5. Occupation: Office manager
  6. Children: Two
  7. Credit History: Bankruptcy, Poor Credit History
  8. Vices: Vegas hitting the tables, spending $ on designer threads, hitting the sauce at parties, trying too hard...
My Name is Not Brandon, I just Wish It Were..
Example of bad parenting: Refused to purchase Christmas presents for children because he didn't have them over the week of Christmas. Leaves his two children with his mother, when she is almost 90+ years old and to top it off there's a court order that states the children are not to be left alone in her care. His mother demonstrated inappropriate behavior and stated inappropriate things that led to me to believe that she may not be allowed to be alone with their two children as a result. Isgr admitted to me that he was not allowed to leave the children in her care but did so, so that he could run errands or do other things while they were in his care. He would also get his nephew who was just a few years older than his own son to stay in the room, so that technically she wasn't alone with them, but a 9 or 10 year old is not an adult, and cannot supervise... Irresponsible comes to mind.

Do Believe Him When He States He Wants Someone Giving...

He wants a sugar-mama because he's trying to live a lifestyle he cannot afford. He does need someone giving. He states that he wants someone giving. But what he means is he needs you to pay for most everything because he's maxed out on his credit limit. He doesn't have much so you will have to do a lot of giving, I hope your income exceeds his, as most of his check is already spent. Child support is taken out automatically from his income.. And unless they officially signed the divorce papers, they are still legally married.

Hypocrite
He states in his ad that he doesn't want you to have children, but yet he has children. What kind of crap is that? If he has them and he wants you to accept his offspring, WTF couldn't you have children and expect him to do the same? One word: selfish.

Inability to Be Honest
He can't communicate or talk openly. He ignores problems or pretends that nothing is the matter. Silence is his friend. He makes a lot of excuses. He never takes the blame. He will blame his short-comings on you. He is not a confident man, if he feels threatened by you, he will put you down. He masks his insecurities in designer clothes he cannot afford. He may be searching for someone 10-20 years younger so that he can manipulate or try to dominate, because someone his own age would see through his BS and would be more experienced. Someone his own age wouldn't tolerate the lies, deception, drama, and would call him on it. Someone younger wouldn't know better. So beware. He lies because that's what he's good at. His ad starts off with lies. Do you really think your relationship will be any different? If it starts with a lie, it will end with a lie.

Refuses to Be An Adult
He wants to be the life of the party, but the party ended twenty-some-odd years ago. It's time to grow up, mature, stop lying so much. There will only be yourself to deal with in the end. You should note that he does not have friends outside of work. That is a bad sign. He has no childhood or college friends. That is a bad indicator.

Let's get down to it. Liar liar, pants on fire! Consider yourself warned. This man is not named Brandon. His name is Isgr. Perhaps you should go on PeopleFinder Dot Com for a full report on who you're potentially dating. I highly suggest it. Don't sell yourself short. Consider yourself warned!

My Name Is Not Brandon